NASCAR should change the rules again and let anyone with Dale and Earnhardt in their name run whatever aero and engine combination they want until the rest of time.

“We can slip it to you under the table or maybe just ‘accidentally’ leave this envelope behind when we leave?”

Hm, I guess I can see that, to an extent. I still feel like there’s something to flesh out with the teammates—maybe the style of Shaq’s (or any of hte other elites) teammates changed his performance for the better in the playoffs.

There’s also the distinct possibility that building around a PG is just, aside from a few historical exceptions that prove the rule, not super effective at producing championships. It’s always going to be nice to have a superstar at that position, but even then, you’re still ideally going to build around a good…

Awesome article.

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

They’ve really got to work on the safety of the local Taco Bells first, IMHO.

Yes you should! Trust me; I am an experienced driver.

As a deft, experienced driver, I would advise they keep their hands at 10 and 2 in future races.

That boy’s got Secretary of the Interior written all over him.

I’m not Amish, just raising my kids that way. Really enjoy not having to share the computer with those bastards.

*receives pink slips*

A wise man once said: Fuck off you twat.

This is all just infighting. He called an escort because he wanted to bust a Nutt.

My idiot friends and I wouldn’t have made it through an hour of this before going double agent on each other and driving away while the dunk dude is left alone in the driveway. We were sort of dicks. Also, none of us could dunk.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

Nothing inspires confidence quite like a billionaire liquidating assets.

I wouldn’t put a bid in with Tad Brown unless you’re willing to be a little shitty.

Fans of advanced metrics said he did 191 of nothing in 1930. They were meaningless and indicative of nothing.

Idiot. Wilson hit 94 homers that year.