Well, he’ll always have the job at the gay bar to fall back on

Hayward Prefers ‘Tics Over ‘Eat, ‘Azz

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

...his spectacular NBA career could’ve had a much worse ending.

The worst part about the press release was the fact that heat was written in all caps which is so goddamned infuriating to me for reasons I cannot fully comprehend.

You really don’t, though*.

I’m not here to say whether Torre is a bigot or not, Hernández may have a point in regards to white umps getting promoted. I do know that Hernández doesn’t get to work World Series games because he’s a fucking terrible umpire.

...and that he had also wanted to kill“blacks, Arabs, Jews and homosexuals.”

I’m starting to get the feeling that Baylor isn’t a very good university.

I can only assume that community service in Toronto consists of bringing 12-packs of Molson to Rick Moranis’ house.

That poor bastard, now he can only go to Padres and Phillies games.

Yeah within that context he seems pretty reasonable. Unless it was a joke I think we should be focusing on Garcia-Navarro’s patently insane claim that Serena Williams is the best tennis player of all time.

Look at how this question was setup:

It definitely looked weird to me in the split second before I passed out after watching it.

This is not shade.

Unlike the Bucs, this burn is MRSA-less.

No joke; that organization really needs to overhaul its staph.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Zack deleted this one but my god

That’s former PGA champion and occasional Champion’s Tour participant Steve Elkington subtweeting Rory McIlroy