just think how long it took the giraffe to swallow his pride!

It’s like watching a Shawn Bradley highlight tape.

So when his lingering symptoms and next concussion cause him to play in six games, when Kevin White inevitably has a leg fall off while going for coffee, and when Mitch Trubisky spends the year holding a clipboard, the Bears will have gotten about 20 games played out of a possible 96 from their last three first round…

I heard that the Secret Service allowed Mueller into the Oval Office one night when no one was around, and he rubbed his junk all over everytrhing.

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

Does that count as a successful two-point conversion?

Not really fair. Pooping out some football is the Arena League’s entire business model.

How good could his education be? HE’S CRYING EVEN MORE NOW!!!!

Moblike behavior would be retaliating against someone who posted a picture to mock you online. Fucking grow a pair, Anthony. You lost, mate. Suck it up. Seeking disciplinary action over a harmless joke? Really? It’s not slanderous in any way. If anything, the soon-to-be-former mayor’s actions are completely deserving…

Kerr also added: Except for the ‘96 Bulls. Those guys, especially the guys coming off the bench, would have crushed this team.

Could be the last decent block we get from a Jet in 2017...

Did they pay you to come on?

They also are charging him with 1) Stealing Detroit’s Schtick and 2) not being happy to see them, just having a fish in his pants.

He could have avoided charges had he thought to bring some fries to throw on top.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

big idiot’s beef

Strickland is a total goon, yes.

Strickland is a goon.

Because throwing a ball at someone could never be interpreted as throwing a weapon.

Dammit Dom, now I have to go read the whole article!