If they had two guns each this wouldn’t have happened. - The NRA

And if you don’t drive sober, don’t worry, because Bill Self will talk to the cops for you

“What if C.S. Lewis Fell Down And Hit His Head on the Corner of the Coffee Table?”

Because too much proselytizing can be annoying, even when you agree with it.

Who does that?! No one would ever do that! I mean, I know, really everyone does that. But you know what I’m saying, right?!

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

Because as everyone knows, once something goes out on the internet it’s gone forever if you get a reporter to delete a tweet.

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

Cuonzo Martin won some postseason games at Tennessee. He took them to the Sweet Sixteen in 2014. But that’s okay; most Tennessee fans don’t remember that or give him credit for it either.

Also note that Daniel Tosh is scheduled to perform there on April 18th. Gotta maintain those high standards:

Damn it, I want Crean there forever. It’s practically a guaranteed win (or two) for us every year.

Alternative headline:

A++++

Close it. We are done here today.

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

And less e-sports nonsense

+2 winks and 2 nudges

Just to clarify, Lovie Smith came in Day 1 in 2014, signed McCown while Glennon was still on the roster, and declared McCown the starter without ever having seen them practice.