Journalism professionals like Skip Bayless, Michael Wilbon and Colin Cowherd?

I actively avoid College Basketball games he is announcing. I’m sure I am not alone, though there are people who loves his shtick, obviously.  

Can they go back to showing Strongman competitions over night again? And other weirdo sports. Those were the best days of ESPN.

Liam Neesons needed to tape shards of glass to his hands. Liam Neesons! And we still don’t know exactly how it went down.

“i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read.”

If I’d been cut from the Jets I’d have had my hands up looking happy

Louisville pulled out late

How about we just -

But is John Thompson IV ready?

Until the cops come.

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

An early FA pitch for Mike Trout

I tend to agree that Phil Jackson is overrated, but coaching and personnel management are very different skill-sets. It’s not really fair to imply that Phil being bad at being a team president retroactively makes him a bad coach.

The Oklahoma athletic department has responded with a brief statement—“We are aware of the matter and are learning the details. We don’t have any other information at this time.”

Gonorrhea.

“Man, that dude had a hell of a hard time. My heart goes out to him.”—Wile E. Coyote

Vitale is unwatchable for me.

Especially when she just could have ordered a pair of Acme rocket powered shoes like Wile E. Coyote uses to try and catch the Roadrunner.

You’d have to be seriously insane to consider this kind of bizarre behavior. Running for miles and miles. Nuts, I say.