When asked how the NFL will respond to these claims, Goodell is quoted as saying “Wycheck?”

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

Who the fuck, who is reasonable, cares about a player being “obnoxious”?

How I feel most every morning now:

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

Well, it appears to be working for that fucker in DC who just swiped The Constitution.

Everyone has heard the “A fancy dog stole my playbook and videotaped my practice” excuse before.

When I hit my 70s I’m going to play the doddering-old-fool thing to the hilt and steal soooo much shit.

This is distracting from the rape investigation and the drug charge.

Or don’t. You’ll die either way.

Eat Arby’s

Rather impressive given that the author of The Art of the Deal was only able to finagle 4 years.

“Capel on ESPN report: “Really can’t speak on it. Disappointing when stuff that’s supposed to stay in the locker room gets out.”

don’t call it compensation. the NCAA might hear you.

DUKE ENDS INDEFINITE BACKPACK AND LOCKER ROOM SUSPENSION AFTER JUST ONE HOUR

What isn’t wrong with a clip-on?

And honestly, would it kill Hoiberg to wear a tie?

That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

Goddamn the Stanford band has been terrible throughout history