Honestly, people love to talk.

This is bad trolling.

Well, I’m nobody, but I got more out of this story of a sloth than I did your human-composed response to it, so they’re not totally useless.

Calm down there, Satan.

Barry Switzer Dallas Cowboys 1996. Thks

Free Agents: We’ll live anywhere they pay us to live.

Maybe be a little more defensive next time.

Uh... the Patriots won the Super Bowl last year after signing Revis. The Broncos are in the AFC championship after signing Ware, Talib, and Ward two offseasons ago.

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

For days that you can’t ride your tiny unicycle to work.

For days that you can’t ride your tiny unicycle to work.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

*sigh* Winter in the Midwest you don't ever assume "someone picked her up" you call and freaking check! Mad at you or not, you keep calling.

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.

Wait... you mean having a staff that’s 50% editors isn’t a great way to generate a lot of content?

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

ill preface this comment by saying i was born and raised in Massachusetts (spent 25 yeas in Boston and the South Shore.). This has to be the first time ever that the police have covered up for a black guy.

Well, this will be a black eye on the organization

This is similar to the lawsuit Juventus has against Steven Avery for wearing a modified version of their jersey. I can see him getting an additional life sentence for this crime.

I disagree

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.