A team like that deserves better than the worst impulses of America’s sportswriters.

My friend asked me to go with him to the show in Chicago this Friday. I was so happy I had a reason to turn him down. Watching that flake perform while surrounded by gassed up Cub fans would have been hell on earth.

“They stole my happy ending...”

Beaten and arrested for felony assault?

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

Classic 909

The color scheme looks awfully familiar, if only inverted.

Also important to note that the two recruits in this video still might end up at Michigan.

God I just realized the Cubs play the most annoying music in pro sports. Their theme song’s audience should be limited to captured dictators and war criminals.

You seem like a really happy person with no serious issues.

Talk about burying the lede!

“if there was a salary cap with no max salary”

??? If by favorite you mean “Publicly called out Hoiberg’s coaching and was a disruptive locker room presence to the point they were dangling him as trade bait” then yes, they were in total harmony.

Let me guess, a self-important regional media hub is acting like it deserves WAY better than what its historically under-achieving (but constantly overhyped) sports team delivered. (See also: New York; Knicks)

Along with any other exhibition bowl game, save for the playoff games.

The Warriors lost their 18th game.

I gave it an honest effort at the recommendation of otherwise-like-minded friends but I just couldn’t do it. We probably have similar worldviews and share the same politics, but I just can’t deal with the incessant whining, which is exponentially amplified by his aggressively whiny tone of voice.

Is the local hour anything like the national format, which just consists of him berating his show staff in between claims that his show is Different™?

Does anyone have a screenshot of that Jason McIntyre tweet where he made the “lives in glass houses” argument that everyone commits sexual assault on their drunken, incapacitated friends?