And rightfully so, considering the Cardinals employ and cultivate an entire roster of assholes.

“This is a terrible plan.”

Who is editing my comments?

“I’ve been known to follow people into a parking lot to get my point across in a non-violent way a few times.”

He also has an absolute disdain for talent. He’s Chip Kelly’s role model.

That was the moderator in Billy Madison, not the principal.

Noh, I could’n hear da ak’sint either

THESE ARE THE CUTEST DOGS I’VE EVER SEEN!!

The idea that LeBron would ever not have final say, let alone a place at the table, in deciding whether or not to keep Blatt is hilariously misleading

Anyone have that shot of him on the sideline where the dried blood makes his upper lip look like a pause sign?

Perhaps most importantly, Smith has helped Jameis Winston to a historic season for a rookie quarterback

A power hungry-GM who fired their previous coach because he wanted too much personnel power, paired with a power-hungry head coach who was fired because he refused to give up personnel decision-making. What could go wrong?!

“traded a third (also African-American) for a (white) linebacker”

Pedophilia = Location reassignment, try to do better next time

Phil Simms always. His brutal assault on the English language will never be matched.

*with Wisconsin. Should have clarified.

Alvarez and Ryan have been engaged in a power struggle over the last year about who would be the next head coach. Bo wanted to hand the reigns to his longtime assistant Greg Gard, while Alvarez wanted to open it up to a coaching search after this season. By retiring now, this allows Gard to have most of the season to…

Jed York is not the owner.

Buccaneers? More like...[thumbs through thesaurus] MUTTON-eers! Amiright?!

Montana has already set up their own daily fantasy site (which is adorable by the way) because daily fantasy still falls under the fantasy sports umbrella, which is classified as a game of skill and therefore not subject to traditional gambling restrictions.