I suffered a detached retina watching that garbage ass game. Everyone lost.

Actually in the aggregate, pace of play was faster and there was more scoring in the 90s than today's game. There were more turnovers so it did sometimes make for uglier play, but it was more up and down than in today's game. Now, watching the NBA in the early-to-mid aughts (HACK-A-SHAQ!) most closely resembled…

Here's a live look at an unstable person running from the authorities OH GOD HE'S GOT A GUN CUT CUT LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

I thought it was pretty fuckin funny. Let the record show this.

Shut up commie.

Rogue also makes some fantastic spirits and was named Distiller of the Year last year at the World Beverage Competition. If you like gin, their spruce variety is delicious.

During the Monday and Tuesday after moving the clocks forward, accident rates on the highways and in the work place increase, as does the risk of heart attack. Meanwhile there is no appreciable difference in any of these when moving the clocks back in fall. Solution: Leave the fucking clocks alone. It's not WWI…

Fraternities: Come for the allure of partying and getting laid; stay for the gay bondage and scatological rites of passage.

Yes, but Bachman has been known to let Semin slide in.

I think we can all agree that Pau Gasol is not Asian.

"and a couple years ago a house he and other NFL players frequented to have sex at was at the center of an investigation of the shooting of a 15-year-old girl."

"along with a $3 million roster bonus due on the fifth day of the 2017 league year."

She is 17 and Clayton is 28. He's the one who should stay the fuck away from her.

"I would be honored if you let me take your daughter to prom, but only if you let me fuck her."

The bench features two former All-Stars, and (though untrue) announcers frequently remark that, if it were a starting unit in the East, it would make the playoffs.

It's just staying true to the NFL's catering to its core demographic: middle-aged white males who don't see race.

Burnerone: [clicks on next article]

Poor strawman never had a chance.

He's going to D.C. with Durant.