As reported by the NFL propaganda publishing arm's Ian Rappaport, who has always been a very good boy. Yes he is!

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I just wanted to make sure I remembered that correctly. This article was a bit too "Do You Even Stats Bro"-y to me.

Once in a while, I dream about entering a chili cookoff in one of the fatty states (like Iowa or something)

The only time press conferences are memorable are when the coach/player goes off script, or when it's just a disaster. Sports teams figured out long ago how to defeat mandatory media availability sessions, and that is to bore people to death with cliches and deflect all praise. It is a tired exercise that brings…

Sports reporters.

It's just that the more I re-read this article, the more I believe the authors to be much more disingenuous than the article they are trying to refute.

Both of the authors appear to be from New England as well. I'm sure it's completely coincidental that they chose to discount a normal statistical graphing practice as hogwash when it so happened to reflect negatively on the team from their region. Also, relying on semantics to fill out an FJM-style rebuttal did not…

Gotcha. I just thought I remember, and again this is me trying to reach through that foggy haze of college yesteryear, a professor saying not to start at a y-0 axis if all of the data is substantially greater or less than zero. But you're right, context is required and your example makes sense.

It's generally preferred to use a y-axis that begins at 0, as any other scale is misleading and, in all likelihood,

There is definitely something to be said for this. I had this problem for a while, where I would involuntarily stress out while trying to fall asleep. Eventually I was able to overcome this by telling myself "Listen, Taco. You're not going to solve any of this tonight. Go the fuck to sleep."

Regarding the bright blue eye slaughter from LED light, I use the program/app called "f.lux" for my laptop, which switches the primary light from blue to red after sunset. They have varying shades/degrees of redness you can use, and you get use to it after a few minutes. It's still a good idea to just like, stop…

Huge! I typically lower my thermostat by about 5 degrees right before bed, but lately have been remembering to do it about 15-30 minutes before bed and it has definitely helped. I also switched from afternoon to early morning workouts and that has done wonders in shortening the amount of time it takes for me to get…

Otherwise, the morning commute would feature many thousands more burning car wrecks than it does.

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I'm going to buy you front row tickets to the stand-up comedy show of your choosing.

Thank you for this! Just last week I was at the grocery store and thought "I wonder how to cook those little fuckers, since the last time I tried to sear the big ones the crispy ends stuck to the pan because ITWASTOOFUCKINGHOTANDIWASSTUCKWITHSOGGYSCALLOPSGODDAMNIT!!! Anyway, I will give these a shot either tonight…

Poseidon has long kept his flock of seahawks close to his heart.