"HOW DARE YOU PORTRAY NICE THINGS IN FAVELAS!!!! YOU CAN ONLY PORTRAY BAD THINGS IN FAVELAS!!! WAIT..."

No, just that they're generally neither.

"almost assuredly fat, comparatively wealthy Milwaukeeans "

Guess we'll just have to see how much gets left on the table.

"not on the players who are acting in their own interests within the bullshit framework (and, again, would be giving up millions of dollars)."

No mention of queso sauce. Winner disqualified.

Just a clarification: White people from the Bay area like Green Day. White people in southern California like Offspring.

I think many of us that aren't on the Heat bandwagon find the haughty persecution complex by LeBron fanboys to be off-putting. That and the irrational rage that LeBron fanboys display towards people who have the audacity to root against Goliath. I think a lot of the fanboys have confused peoples' rooting against…

But...last year you guys said he wasn't human?

Hawks fan here. [insert sweeping generalization about fanbase, including gratuitous use of percentages based on anecdotal observations; point out superior hockey knowledge while regurgitating canned TV story lines].

Probably the best piece of satire I've seen this side of Colbert. Well done.

"I support the sentiment of this article."

You have me convinced.

I found a couple more.

"It's a terrible mistake, and I'll never do it again," said Sterling, adding that if the NBA gave him his toy back he would get straight-A's on his next report card.

Junior Seau: Sammy Hagar, "I Can't Drive 55"

If you think Dos Equis Ambar tastes better than the lager you should get a tongue transplant.

So your takeaway from all this is that she is a bad actor, not the guy who is pissed off because his mistress was seen with a black person in public?

You would think that coming from a poor family, you would want the extra money instead of just the scholarship.