When a pitcher pumps his fist and screams after a strikeout, he's a fiery competitor. If a hitter did the same thing after a home run he'd get a fastball to the head next at bat.

You honestly believe that Rovell lets the murder of a family take precedence over branding?

Blogger criteria for determining if a guy is a bro:

*Your an idiot

I found this bit of self-promotion by Park a bit ironic, considering her current outrage.

It's impossible to read this take and still have eye brows.

"Anyway, ol' Brent II is banking on Florida voters approving medical marijuana here, something 70% of us support but our Republican governor is trying to quash."

So he throws with his left hand but writes with his right?

Don't care about the spoiler alert, I read up on the plot and I really want to watch this now!

Not sure if a werewolf falls under "monster" or "creature", but the "Beast of Bray Road" attacked rural Elkhorn, Wisconsin (not to mention our refined movie tastes) in 2005.

"They are thugged out."

"Yeah, so?"

[cums]

The old "I-don't-care-so-much-that-I-clicked-on-the-story-and-commented-to-let-everyone-know-how-much-I-don't-care" argument is never very convincing.

Shut the fuck up, Bob Lutz.

I assume you're smart, because smart people always look dumb when they pretend to be obtuse.

"I don't care so much that I commented on the article."

That was my bad, I downloaded a bunch of Bonobo before I moved out of California. Bad data set.

"Of course. There's a reason eight million jackasses crowd into NYC voluntarily."