What do you find funny?

You're not my target demographic, gramps.

It's ironic that you profess to be so anti-violent while pummeling a straw man to death.

"Hell of a carry."

"Jealous."

I wanted to get to the bottom of what, exactly, a "slap and tickle" is.

Just did. I feel like an expert on the Miami nightlife scene now.

Dan Bernstein is on line one.

Well, the guy really is the gold standard when it comes to environmentally-safe mining.

Defending hype-just-for-the-sake-of-hype, and saying to hell with merit, makes it an apples-to-apples comparison. Petchesky is a full-fledged Tebowmania supporter anyway, so he isn't going to criticize breathless, manufactured nontroversy. This is just a reference point.

"Her presence in Sochi, and all the accompanying hype, will be to the lasting good of the sport. Which isn't to say she's not good enough to win [...] It's only to say that merit might not particularly matter in the long run."

I'm a moron. It's Roswell, not Rovell.

Alex Rodriguez: [gets in car]

You think he wants his neighbors to know he's a flamer?

Damnit, you beat me to the punch-err...bodyslam?

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Kellen Winslow ran a rub route to Boston Market just last week.

Agreed. And yes, while Chicagoans hate, HATE Wisconsin, they still go there every weekend during the summer, if they don't already have summer homes there.

Florida : Africa

Wisconsin is Illinois' enemy, and vice versa.