"Northwestern is just like that guy you meet who tells you he's from Chicago even though he's from Naperville. Own your city, man."

Take a God damned bow, sir!

'Bunch of noosers'

Anchor: "And now for more on the AFC playoff picture, we turn to ESPN's own Tim Tebow. Tim help us make sense of what we saw yesterday."

+1; There was, however a Frank shining.

+1 misleading comment

"A virus will come into your throat and give you the flu."

You're probably a lot of fun at parties.

Joke's on me, since I was trying to pick two wildly divergent, unconnected white public figures who represented different strata of white society. Then I realized Kid Rock was Mitt Romney's chosen pander-band for the 2012 campaign. I guess it's true though, that white people all listen to that dangerous rock n' roll…

I can't believe Kid Rock and Mitt Romney aren't doing more to condemn violence in the white community.

"Only the California penal system has a more forgiving parole policy."

Agreed. And that one playoff win came against the 9-loss Seahawks. I don't know why some people refuse to accept the reality that Jay Cutler simply isn't as good as he was projected to be. Coming into this season, the player he most related to, from a career similarity score standpoint, was Jason Campbell.

Here's the problem: police in Florida (and other places, but especially Florida) will resort to compulsive lying to protect someone deemed worthy of their protection:

The presence of "oh wait" at the end of any statement is the litmus test for shitty sarcasm.

Ohhhhhh ok I get it now! So when you use comparative roster logic to argue a point, it's a valid argument, but when others use it against you to demonstrate its absurdity, you say that they're the ones that are stupid for using said logic, in a [naked and desperate] attempt to deflect attention from your initial,…

Oh no that's not my logic my friend, that was yours; I was just taking it to its extreme end to demonstrate how stupid and wrong you were.

"Flynn has been beat out by 3 different QBs."

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"Outside of that fluke game, Flynn has a 59% completion percentage and a 5/6 TD to INT ratio with 1 rushing touchdown in his career."

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