Just following up with the most Jason McIntyre thing ever posted:

Well it's missing the shameless media navel gazing and statements made in the form of a question.

"In what can only be described as the absolute the worst traffic stop in history"

"And most people who wager on sports make sucker bets,"

David Stern: "After further consideration, my thinking has shifted back to the notion that a 2-2-1-1-1 format results in optimal fairness for both clubs in the NBA Finals."

Gif doesn't? I think we should just agree that the creator should have chosen other words to form an acronym that could easier transition into the American English lexicon.

Wrong.

Alright. Now say "UNICEF."

Chicagoans love to talk about how they are from Chicago. New Yorkers love to talk about how they live in New York, despite being from New Jersey. Californians love to talk about being from California, except for Angelinos, who are too busy stealing my shit.

It was an unbelizeable hit.

It's funny how the same people who say America should be governed by Judeo-Christian principles are the same ones who say we take too much money from rich people and give it to poor people who don't deserve it. And by funny I mean infuriating.

Agreed. Whicker's column is something you'd see in The Onion, yet he was serious. His idiocy is effortless.

"This is funny, but I still like the one about A-Rod as a Kentarr."

Yankees fans are Mr. Burns-loathsome.

Tuaca was the acquaintance who you thought you had a lot in common with, but after hanging out for an entire night found insufferable.

Yep, and the players were praising Tucker publicly for doing so. Turns out this could have been over-sharing.

Yes, and Joe Theismann called those games (with Mike Patrick I believe?) I learned to hate him at a young age.

I learn something new everyday.

"I have no dog in this fight, but how on earth (har har) can the universally acknowledged cultural pulse of the country have an inferiority complex in the way we're talking about here?"

I just have never heard it called this, but I have only worked here (Southwest side) for a little under two years. Anyway, this was an enjoyable read.