Seconded.

"the more insecure and inferiority-complex-ridden part of the most insecure and inferiority-complex-ridden city in the country (one so neurotic its citizens can only describe it in outlandish superlatives)."

"Sunday, I went to a ballgame at Sox Park"

Sudden cardiac arrest is the leading cause of death among young athletes, so actuallya greater amount of kids die playing basketball vs. football. From the National Center for Catastrophic Sport Injury Research, the data shows that there were 28 fatalities between 2003-2007 (no data from 2007 on).

+1 elewalrus

Considering Matt Flynn played considerably better than Harrell (i.e. he wasn't absolutely atrocious) when given the chance, I would say his floor is...Graham Harrell.

So to recap:

Mark Trestman is James Carville with Richard Simmons' hair.

I heard you on NPR last week (can't remember which program) and you had touched on the role that race plays in genetic athletic ability, and specifically how terrified some researchers were in publishing the data, probably because of how it might be construed/taken advantage of by the public.

"Church, who was back at camp Tuesday, said he's gotten a lot of shit from his teammates over the cause of his abscess."

Obligatory

So @PFTCommenter is more than one person??

Ah yes, I forgot about Ortiz. I don't specifically recall Manny's name leaking, but I have no reason to doubt you because the speculation was there.

Unlike Braun, he's never tested positive for PEDs, though he's been linked to them for a decade.

"Shea is maybe inarguably the best athlete on the squad."

You, sir, have been Wreck-o-mended!

"Utah. It's got mountains and hiking and stuff. All you have to do is avoid the polygamist white supremacist compounds and you're gold!"

"At the biggest non-sporting sports event in a while, Kanye West fell asleep before anyone announced anything."

So trolling is admirable now?