Some of my best friends are basic bitches!

My private college attending daughter said her hair looked "ratchet." I asked if she meant wretched, since I am an old. She thought that was quite funny. I wanted to beat her over the head.

Can't. stop. staring.

I'm confused...this purports to be explaining what a basic bitch is and yet...? I assure you basic bitches in the hood are not so-called because of their love of lattes and scented candles... But go on, white people, do you...

In the video she says that NATURE DESIGNED US TO HAVE THIGH GAP TO KEEP US FROM INJURING OURSELVES. Holy shit, man. Dafuq did I just hear??? This is so damaging to girls who watch this shit.

Also isn't it more about how you're body is built and less about what you eat? There was a time I was downright skeletal (super active job & heartbreak are a bad combo) and my thighs still touched.

It is caused by bowlegged-ness!

I always thought huge, gaping space between a person's thighs made them look bow-legged, but apparently that's what the kids today call "sexy".

Jesus christ, I watched exactly 35 seconds of this video before thinking to myself, "fuck this lady". "It's a highly emotionally charged subject: the thigh gap. It's the space between your thighs when you have your feet together...which I have." Bish, go away.

usually eating meals consisting of a huge amount of a single fruit, such as two entire pinapples, five mangoes, two litres of orange juice, 1.4kg of apricots, or 20 bananas.

Two entire pineapples??? My mouth and tongue are basically covered in infected taste buds and canker sores just hearing about that.

Yes. Yes I wash them. I also wash them when I get poop on them, which also can happen. To women.

Here's a few lady secrets for ya:

I always really liked their summer dress options, good price point too. :(

What the hell?! They actually have decent clothes! Now I'm pissed...

Can we talk about that green dress made for a six-breasted junior?

I used to make waffle sandwiches when I was in college. I think that waffle taco looks great and I can't wait to put it in my mouth.

As A Gay, what's she's doing here - romanticizing and fetishizing queer identities - is actually pretty obnoxious. But I don't actually hate her... I just think what's she said was extremely stupid and self-absorbed.

I'm not anti-gun, and I'm not "making an issue about the horribleness of guns." You can't deny that fatally stabbing ten people is a lot harder and a lot less likely than fatally shooting ten people. It's just a fact. And that's why I'm glad he wasn't shooting people in there.

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Uh... do you have anything to back that up? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that's not true.