Is a hot dog a sandwich or a taco?

BURN

Mark Prior.

Hey, remember just last round when Dellavedova baited Taj Gibson into kicking him? Gotta love white man basketball.

Good take writerer

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yeah i think everyone agrees burneko is a journalist before his time

they work for everyone except that guy. i bet he’d just be a highlight truther if he did see them.

My wife thought I was going to dump her three years into our relationship because she puked on my dick and I laughed really, really hard. She started crying and for a week thought I was going to break up with her: "I'M SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T HATE ME. WOULD YOU STILL BE WITH ME IF I CAN'T GIVE GOOD SEX?". I proposed a…

don't question me

Small, but it should be fixed: you referred to the game as The Static Speaks To Me in one of your references. Sorry to be 'that guy.'

What, your used laptop didn't come with pre-installed kiddy nudies?

I should note, I chose to go to fucking Northern Illinois because of scholarship money.

I was accepted into Northwestern and Loyola, among other B1G schools and highly regarded public universities regional to me, and I never took an AP course.

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That loss might have cost him a hefty bonus. I'd have no chill if I lost out on something like $50,000.

Valve has one PR guy that remembers effective crisis communications tactics. I wouldn't quite "Cheers!" them until they fully resolve their internal issues in what is widely regarded as the most important department of a business (I refuse to count cable companies).

Smaller world: I've met Steve before.

Dispatch performed the best version of "Flying Horses" I've ever heard a couple years ago through The Cardinal Sessions. It's a must-hear.

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