Personal favorite Javy Baez play (timestamped)

What’s your favorite Deadspin story you guys have posted this week? Mine is the one with the good dog and the good duck.

In typical Reddit fashion, you didn’t cite the OP.

Why does the title “Wario on horse” amuse me this much?

Well where’s his dick if that’s not it?!

Are you sure you’re fine?

yes, i think most people know that.

What’s your go-to curse word when insulting someone or something?

It was not an and-1. Broadcasters initially thought it was because there was a whistle shortly after and Jimmy Butler’s reaction, but there was really just a timeout and a review of the 3-point shot to see if he was behind the line.

Are you sure it wasn’t a reverse alley-oop?

Not a reverse alley-oop, not a single mention of the player who dunks it, and Memphis is further from Nashville than Indianapolis is from Chicago...

Not a reverse alley-oop, not a single mention of the player who dunks it, and Memphis is further from Nashville than Indianapolis is from Chicago. Dude, come on. Blog better.

Too late to the party to make a joke about them suspending their best player after winning a game?

Well, they already did, so...

I like Jessica Jones and hate Daredevil. What’s wrong with me?

I remember the 2010-2011 season, attending a Bulls vs Lakers game and thinking I was seeing two legends, Kobe and Derrick Rose, on the court against each other. Thank fucking Jesus that happened in 2010-2011 and not now.

More people should see this comment.

More people should see this comment.

This is the internet’s premier sports-central poop and dick joke hub. You may kindly discuss Piggy Poop Balls, Brett Favre’s tallywacker, or leave.

This is a fine joke.

If you’d like to see what a bad offense looks like, the White Sox would be a good starting point. The 7-8-9 hitters are Alexei Ramirez, who has an OBP of under .250 (really!); Tyler Flowers, who remains convinced that he must hit no better than .230; and Carlos Sanchez, whose recent SURGE has lifted his batting…