Wait, St. Louis takes credit for square fucking pizza slices? I thought that was like a nationally known thing: triangles for deep dish, double-dough, etc., styled pizzas, and thin crust was always squared with the exception being if you order from shitty pizza chains.

Late to the party:

Last night's Gortat vs. Gasol matchup was a battle of who wanted to play worse defense on each other.

It was an "and-1" and Joey Crawford, before tossing Mirotic the ball, said, "Two." That was the fucking infraction. Clippers players were yelling at him, saying "Two? It's not two." Crawford righted his wrong, reissuing the ball to Mirotic and saying "On the shot" and humanity is better for it.

He was a below average defensive player for his entire career. He was fast, but he had bad arm strength and even worse accuracy, not to mention he had average-at-best tracking skills.

Capel, who is a former beauty queen, probably legitimately did not know what "jigaboo" meant. According to Wikipedia:

You know who else lived by "The Process"? Marc Trestman. He died by that very process.

You can shit on a team for sucking, but that doesn't your arguing that they can't rebuild. I would think every Deadspin writer agrees that while it's hilarious and easy to shit on teams that are garbage, their current tanking is the proper strategy. It just is funny to make fun of bad teams, just like it's funny to…

As a Chicagoan, I saw this one just a few weeks ago:

What happens if your take is the hot take?

Heard he could only use three fingers.

maybe we shouldn't have invaded their land and if we hit them on the paved road with modern technology we will feel the sorrow that is needed for us to finally understand as a human race that we have stolen land and claimed it as our own and we in fact are the alien invasive and we are the root problem with the…

What the fuck

the take is strong with this one

I could edit my typo, but I think I am just going to leave it for all of you to roll your eyes and boo.

Everyone should be hankful for Tom's dedication to this beat.

No, but his lyrics are.

i hate you

your dumb

My best friend's sister (four years younger than him) "matched" with someone he went to high school with. They've now been dating for six months and it's still extremely (and unsurprisingly) awkward whenever his sister brings his old high school classmate around.