Tim Burke: resident GIF guy, please make a side-by-side of his celebration and Tulloch's. They are the exact same.

Yes he does. It says so in the very first paragraph of the quote box.

Please, for the love of God, let this be Tom Thibodeau. He was at Salem State in the early- to mid-1980s. And the image of him on his knees, maniacally jerking it is both terrifying and plausible. I am fairly sure he is a virgin, too.

Tuesday Night Fights is coming back strong

I believe that is the outside view, where the entrance is that the emailer was talking about. As someone who spent two years installing security systems for a developing apartment complex, I can tell you that door is clearly the exterior of a building and if it's an apartment building, as the emailer states, it…

Is that your stroller?

Did you hear that? That was the sound of no Bulls, Jazz or Cavaliers fan missing Carlos Boozer.

It was my go-to college drinking game for like six months of freshman year. Even then, sometime during the second game I'd play in a night, I would be 'that guy' who started the game then asks someone else to finish it because it's just so boring.

Your disdain for deep dish pizza is upsetting.

For safe measure, Chris Ambrosia sent two novels to illustrate one stupid point.

I love Madison. Growing up I had family that lived in west Madison near Middleton and I often accompanied them to the Farmers Market, which made me love the city even more. Now that I am an adult I appreciate all the amazing restaurants and brewpubs, too.

I just started working in Madison, and I went to the Old Fashioned recently. I noticed the same thing as you.

what

As someone with no knowledge of most things, do kangaroos just kind of hop all around in Australia? Like, are they similar to deer there? Also, do people generally stay very far away from them because, you know, they're extremely dangerous?

seems legit

But, ya know, GO BUDWEISER! As long as you make commercials that tug on consumers' emotions, you're totally not at fault for your direct contribution in the marketplace.

If you'd like a really depressing take, then read this:

Someone's revvin' up to make a sizzlin' hot balls-to-face joke, because women.

I'm drunk and it's late, but is this supposed to be a play on the MLB accidental post?

No snark, but this is the best-rated review I have seen from you. Do you have a ranking system of your best-to-worst reviews? If not, that would be a cool Tumblr, or something, to easily create.