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I can understand that, since most stadiums don't have ridiculously close sideline stands. But this is the reason there are normally arbitrary distances set in place.

Because that field's sideline is, what, 12 feet from the bleachers?

Serious question: What are the boundary parameters for NCAA-regulated football fields?

No.

It's like they're just toying with you now, Deadspin.

A good way to tell the difference between a regular post and sponsored post is to read the little bit of text before the jump. If it looks like a hungover, underpaid copywriter wrote it, it's a sponsored post.

The Honorable Bob Goodlatte should be CC'd in every email ever sent.

You giving my grandma a bad rep?

Bauer: *while at family barbecue, questions what the hell he possibly could have done wrong by telling a harmless joke, blaming modern society and mentioning something about stepping on eggshells*

Don't automatically dump on Calhoun for this.

Hey, a Cardinals fan wrote a letter to Orioles fans to tell them they are classy. Good to know something is still in order in Missouri.

Definitely. There might be a lot of 45+ point games against the defense this year.

That is really tough to answer. Defensively, with how bad they were last year, the Huskies are sure to be a mess now that Jimmie Ward, Ken Bishop and Joe Windsor are gone. Their LB and DB corps are both pretty crappy, unless they've improved.

At least they will suck in style.

As an NIU alum, I get that this might not be newsworthy compared to if a major program (or good program) did this, but I am curious: what are your thoughts on the new NIU basketball court?

Shit, I figured he would have beat harder, but then I saw that he couldn't get hard.

Actually, the reason this is on Deadspin is because it relates to a fairly popular MMA fighter. The fact that she happens to be a popular porn star only makes the story that much more enticing for outlets like Fox News.

This reminds me of when I asked Paul George for advice on how to break ankles.

This was probably already mentioned, but: