But my tipping strategy is pretty spot-on with yours, except I also add the clause, "If you are thinking about tipping, leave a tip." As a host, sometimes people would be looking at their singles and would kind of shrug in the way as to say, "Ah, nevermind" and would put their wallets away. That made me want to punch…

I always had the principle concept that if I ordered a pizza, but ordered for take-out instead of delivery, I was avoiding having to tip. That way, I wasn't requiring the employee who only makes $4.95/hr -OR- only the delivery fee+tip to deliver my food to me.

If you need to take a break from Greggg, feel free to hop on Jason Whitlock's Twitter feed. He spends days arguing people over one stupid fucking tweet at a time. Everytime I want to unfollow him, I just can't because I want to see what dumb reply he has to his haters from his previous tweet.

I only trust medical advice offered by bloggers who are sponsored by juice companies.

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Jimmy Butler played 60 fucking minutes (out of a possible 63) after just recently missing time with an injury. Thibs misses Deng. A lot.

Burneko, only for you I will start drinking more. I will do so only because the chances of me foregoing any utensils skyrockets while drunkenly shoving any food into my mouth.

This is being severely underrated.

For some, the Bradley Beal-Lebron James thing made them feel old. But me...this is my old person moment.

Two Bears.

There are naked people everywhere I look. But it's only because I choose to look at porn all day long.

This, though.

Yet it is countered by the group of people around him: Johnny Manziel and journalists.

Welcome to Deadspin, home of the ruthless, can you leave a snarky comment?

My favorite thing about those commercials is that I do not understand them at all.

How long did it take you guys to realize LIVE FUNBAG sucked? No offense to Drew; his funbag is great. But how long did it take the DS staff to realize, as a whole, you guys just weren't as great at the quippy, snarky writing style Drew has so perfectly cultivated?

This confirms the order.

Who pushed for Kinja? Was it AJ? It was AJ, wasn't it?

You've just opened a new world to me.

Do you miss any opportunity to remind men of how gross our hygiene is? Is there some sensor in your brain that goes fucking crazy whenever someone types something dirty?