Someone please explain to me what is going on. Please. I would find out myself, but I do not have the patience to do so myself. Thanks.

Just can't let Dom go, huh?

Sexson is the head of the class of athletes who everyone forgets about before they even retire.

As a Chicago native, I am all too familiar with Boers and Bernstein. I would like to mention that they suck tits, but I listen to them when they are on and I am driving. The only time I ever called in was during the early portion of this season, before the Bears-Redskins game.

What jokes?

Freddy fucking Adu. He's like Pele.

This is awesome. As a Bears fan, I always loved the intensity Hillenmeyer played with, even though he was usually the third wheel/easily scrutinized LB with Urlacher and Colvin or Urlacher and Briggs. But I felt really bad when Hillenmeyer suffered a bad injury that really put a nail in the coffin for his career. Glad…

C'mon. We've all been there. You have food on your lap that would take forever to carefully set aside, plus you risk having someone ruin your food. I think he made the right choice here. As someone who's been on the wrong end of that dilemma before, my hunger was ultimately more important than standing.

I blame Kinja.

They actually got suspended for supporting the wrong team, AMIRITE?

Now I can't trust his rankings.

That's the concept that I would hope most people at least consider. Now what if Lynch was playing for Auburn? Do they not beat Alabama last week? It's very fair to make the argument that a player from a MAC team, no matter what the record, should not win the heisman because of his level of competition. But I don't…

That's the stuff.

Basketball is so bad overseas. Even the gameclocks are worse.

Hester did it against the Giants before halftime right around then. Hester fooled NYG by pretending like he wasn't going to return it...seriously? How does that fool you at the end of a half? Like the whole plan was to have Hester catch it and kneel it to end the 1st half.

Hookshot three.

With Javale down, someone has to step up in the Denver locker room.

...Or it's "Thunderstruck" and the team is named "Thunder"

While it's great and makes for an awesome photoshop contest. it's not in the same ballpark as dead girlfriend or buttfumble, and you KNOW IT!!!!1!

Well that's the problem. No passing aloud.