"Fuckin' right, Chicagoooooo!?! WOOOO! Greatest bunch of beauties in the league, worked their fuckin' nuts off for this trophy! WOOOO! No one will ever take this away from us! We're the champs!"

Aaron Hernandez is just the latest example that all it takes is time to prove just how rotten everything in Bristol is.

I'm very confused as well by this, but maybe it's because he wants the Yankees front office to look like the bad guys, knowing they won't want him to play anyway because of the owed money if he does? So if he doesn't plan on playing either, or suffers a 'setback', it will still seem as though it was Cashman's ruling…

Where are all the pictures? I am bad at internetting. It says "I can't stop looking at these pictures" but I only see one and a gif. Help my stupid brain.

You only come around every now and again, but when you do, you're the best interneter here.

To be clear, whichever team won last night would be fortunate, right? That's how I feel. Whichever team wins each game has been very fortunate with the way these teams are playing.

I'm not insinuating anything, but wasn't this exact story posted way back when it happened, by Leitch? I don't know exactly what the difference between the two posts is.

Completely agree. That puck would have been easily saved from the initial shot near the blue line, then would have been about six inches wide after the first redirect. Shaw didn't know he was about to be the hero of the game, but he was after he redirected the redirect, whether it was accidentally or not, back toward…

He rejected my offer to be his PR practitioner. He should have accepted.

Well Shaw definitely did something to be standing where he was, like, I don't know, being in the right place at the right time, just like he has been multiple times in the playoffs. It may not have been the same type of goal as if Kane double-deked his way into the net, but a goal is a goal. It's a standard scoring…

...But..but...he touched it last... Doesn't that count as a goal no matter what? Does a batter not get an RBI for a single to left field if the runner on 3rd is Ricky Henderson? Or does Ricky Henderson not get credited for stolen base if there are two outs in the bottom of the 9th, his team is down by three, and he…

I actually enjoy watching tennis and was a high school state runner up a couple years back, but the tennis channel is just god awful.

That head. IT'S JUST SO FUCKING HUGE.

Someone needs to photoshop this picture right now.

What really needs to be known is that until this game, Kane games almost completely invisible for 11 games. It is great that he was able to dominate all night in what was an important game 5. He may be a douchebag, but the man can go off in spurts and if now is one of those times, this Stanley Cup will be awesome to…

Asshole.

He is the worst.

Man that was crazy. I was at that game and was only 12 at the time and couldn't fathom what the hell just happened while I sat just a section down the RF line from the incident. Is there any video of the assault online?

Out of curiosity...why did Craggs share this on Deadspin? I have no issue with thae post, I just don't know why it's on Deadspin, too.