Dude...

Strawberry?

Who was the Yankee with the out-of-nowhere punch that's highlighted around the 6:05 mark?

Yikes. This article was bad and not funny. You'll get 'em next time, Sam.

shortly before his death, Ron said to me, "I would die to be able to heel click again." That man was crazy.

Tattoo. I think he's referenced it before in a live funbag.

Just curious... Is it cheaper to just go to a Marlins game and get the free food than it would be to go out to an average restaurant or buffet? If that's the case, is it worth it?

You just put into to for this story in today's Harrison Barnes story, but the YouTube video was removed. Just a heads up.

My world is falling to pieces.

Yeah, and I said I have no knowledge of the band so I thought of whatever album came in the early 200's...relax. You're right and I'm wrong. Feel better now? I, thankfully, don't care.

Yeah.

Eh, Maladroit was just the last Weezer album I knew of, so whatever.

Oh God, you're only hope is that he doesn't have any brooms to tap the ceiling when you get up in the middle of the night to use the restroom.

If you want a real reason to no longer enjoy Weezer, just listen to anything after Maladroit.

My girlfriend. She knew there was a postseason, but she has mixed up the term "Super Bowl" and "World Series" a couple times before. I get so infuriated and immediately correct her and she gets so upset with me. SHE EVEN WATCHES SPORTS. It's tiresome with all the women-mistakes she makes. I know she mostly watches…

Is that a good or a bad thing?

Would it be shooting laser balls?

No. You are expecting what you should be expecting from workers at Hardees/ Carl Jr.'s

Was he angry that he could hear you walking in your place? Or was he just creepy and heard someone walking so immediately wanted to talk away his insecurities? Regardless, I think you are stuck with one shitty neighbor.

Gotta be the human. Puppies can't fight back, and if you want to logically counter the psychological effects of killing a human, just pretend that Darwin's Survival of the Fittest applies and that anyone you killed clearly was too weak to stay alive.