I just cackled out loud!

“In 9 months you will still be able to sleep in and drink before noon.”

Yeah or like a joke or riddle. Something to make us laugh as we’re wondering how at 32, we could let another pair of underwear and jeans get stained.

Fortune Tampon!!! Brilliant!

Man’s tampon packaging.

Now I don’t know anything about design, but I really feel like they should come with a piece of chocolate and a midol inside each wrapper. Oh, and slip of paper with your fortune on it.

Let’s play Clue, shall we?

A sadistic reality TV show idea: lock this douche, Ted Cruz, and Donald Trump in a studio apartment. Provide lots of alcohol, not quite enough food, and no hair products.

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

I’m taking credit for this. He’s been doing it for months and I finally got fed up and tweeted at her yesterday, and this morning her team issued a statement. Coincidence? PROBABLY. BUT MAYBE NOT.

If I can let Bjork take me into Inuit throat-singing space worlds.. I can let Liz take me to crack-cocaine ridiculous land! :)

Wrong! They’re so Nineties, they’re mixing in MTV’s Unplugged.

Yeah, MTV Unplugged was absolutely never a thing in the 90s and absolutely no one ever listened to the unplugged albums.

Yessssssss. I would watch the grunion run with him any day of the week.

A while ago I spotted Josh Charles in NYC, and I took the chance to put my face six inches from his and whisper-shriek “You are so FUCKING AWESOME.” As I did it, my brain belatedly alerted me to the fact that this was not the most appropriate way to express admiration to a stranger. As I prepared myself for the…

bae-ness has no effect on woke-ness but in reverse, bae-ness is absolutely influenced by the level of woke-ness.

Eternal woke of the spotless Bae

Woke Bae Emeritus.

I have a question: can the two criteria influence each other? Like, can someone become more bae due to their woke-fulness?