I watch 4 different soap operas, so I should be good at following ridiculous and convoluted plots.

Yes! I would prefer Hillary by a slight margin but I love Bernie. He’s respectful and passionate and seems like a great guy overall (who is surrounding himself with likeminded staff).

“I’m suing you because I shot and killed you, am now under investigation, and therefore I am emotionally distressed.” Fuck this cop

Better than me, I will just eat a whole one because I'm nasty and like Dominos.

plastic sugary = Skittles.

More snow then, please

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

I remember reading a quote from her that said something like, “I’m so glad to have become famous, now I can do what I love and represent products.”

That line of thinking, which is apparently taught in police academies, completely baffles me. They honestly believe they are getting a hefty paycheck and generous benefits on the taxpayer’s dime to look out for themselves, and they are furious and deeply offended that anyone could expect anything else of them, even…

“Police officers do not get paid to get stabbed or shot,” Forcillo argued. “They are paid to go home in one piece.”

I enjoyed this Jia. I also just want to say that I am a feminist and if people started sending me a bunch of sex toys in the mail me and all my feminist friends would be stoked. That shit is expensive.

This shit right here is why I’m voting for whoever the fuck gets the Democratic nomination. There is too much at stake for this hyperbole that Hillary is just another republican. Tell that to my uterus assholes.

As a San Diegan I need to wear flip flops at all times. Even at Senate committees

No one cares about your stupid boner Senator Holmes.

It may be sampling bias on my part, but it does seem like the site is going... lite lately.

It seems to be. So far I have only seen models able to pull it off without looking like they've just given up on life.

This makes me sad that a website for grown women is following the rest of the media in fetishizing the teenage offspring of two formerly good-looking and famous people. That’s the entire sum of her ‘talent’ and no good can come of thrusting a fifteen year old into fame as we have seen time and time again. Sad all…

According to the ole’ IMDb, Gillian Anderson’s work has grossed more than Duchovny in their career spans, and she’s ranked 90 on their “Starmeter” while he is 417. I’d say which is more famous is debatable.

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.

Goddammit fox! You’re dampening my excitement about the show! My sister and I were so looking forward to making our terrible joke about hoping the Smoking Man’s in this one.