Wow! His wife was great!

Still as true today as it was 12 years ago when Jon Stewart demolished Carlson on Crossfire.

I HATE THE GOVERNMENT AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR AND I’MMA OVERTHROW IT. Career choice: Governor (??)

Motherfucker I just moved from Louisiana where Bobby Jindal was raining ruination and conservative fuckery down on everything, and now I’ve got to deal with this Jade Helm tin foil behatted jackass?

Does every man commit rape? There is a human element here that is real and we cannot legislate. Would we take away the freedom of all men by castration because some cannot handle what they have?

Given that her husband was using guns to help folks deal with PTSD without any real training about how to work with folks with PTSD...I guess she’s right. But lots of people who are shot are not, in fact, using guns as tool for recovery from PTSD and these laws might help some of them, I think.

Remember when he bragged about sniping looters during Katirna? Great guy.

who also lied about how many people he murdered to make himself sound more “badass”

“hey how’s it going” “I LOVE MY MOTHER MORE THAN MY DAD”

yo babs was the ONLY ONE who said he shouldn’t run for president and i think he bitterly resents his father for making him do this when he just wants to sit at home and cook with mom

So both of these people are insufferable, but it’s so weird that literally everything they didn’t like about her (lightness, distracting family) was positive and inspiring when he stepped up. I’d be mad too if I was her, but in less of a “why can’t I ever be good enough” way and in more of a “that’s some internalized…

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

I only made it six months and every day was excruciating, but I have friends that breastfed their kids until about 3. It’s part of attachment parenting and it’s supposed to calm kids down when they’re upset, keep boosting immunity, all sorts of good stuff.

The WHO recommends breastfeeding for 24 months. After six or so months, many add solid foods to the diet. “Normal” should be what works for mom and baby and nothing to do with what onlookers think.

Wait...

Give me a break. I don’t disclose my mediocrity in job interviews. Despite knowing there would be better people for the job. No one is obligated to turn down a job because there are better candidates unless something blatantly fucked up is going on (like you are being cast as a black character as a white person).

I don’t know, I think we can look at it this way :

Also seriously? No women directors? The director of The Diary of A Teenage Girl? Desiree Akhavan for Appropriate Behavior? The lady who directed Girlhood? No Laurie goddamn Anderson for the stunning Heart Of A Dog which has like above 95% on Rotten Tomatoes?