Project Greenlight is a waste of time.

What’s really gonna suck is when I have to scroll through my Facebook feed after Clinton gets the nomination, reading all the wailing and gnashing of teeth from the Bern Squad who were convinced by the media that this was actually a winnable race for him, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

There is literally zero percent chance of that happening.

I was introduced to him on the House of Cards. Rarely has a character’s demise affected me as his did. Awesome actor.

I accept.

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So sorry, yes, there are two reasons to suffer through House of Cards.

Scotland wants a word regarding your list (which is packed with some mighty fine head, to be sure).

Uhm, excuse me... your article was incomplete. Here. I fixed it for you. Behold the Stewart. Bald before bald was cool. All hail Sir Patrick!

Plus, it’s illegal to have an abortion in Northern Ireland unless you can show your life in danger. If you have a fetus with a lethal abnormality you can’t get an abortion there. If you are 12 year old who was raped by her father, you cannot get a legal abortion. You have to go elsewhere in the UK. Like, they have the…

1) Yes and no. I’d stop looking for new recruits. But I’d still send Darryl and Aaron, etc. out for recon. Systematic patrols would have found the quarry (it’s a quarry the walkers have congregated in) well before the situation got dire. Plus you know The Wolves are out there. Darryl, Aaron and Morgan all know.

The Wolves. It has to be the Wolves.

The Wolves. Who else?

It’s a quarry. And he’s leading them away from it, not into it.

Just a point of clarity: Rick doesn’t shoot Carter. He rams a knife into the base of his skull. He needed to shut him up to avoid distracting the herd.

“Morgan cryptically says he’s learned his fighting skills from a “friend,” which could be anybody, including the Wolves (those people who might be carving the “W” on undead foreheads).”

That’s not really possible, since Morgan was already fighting like that when he encountered the two Wolves last season.

Wait...hold on, one goddamn minute, Mr. Carson. How does your storming the beach analogy hold any weight whatsofuckingever given your “Popeye’s Organization” story where, in an opportunity to be the so-called hero, you literally suggested pointing the gun at someone else? How is that storming the beach, SIR?

Bexar County is San Antonio in case people were wondering. You know...the 7th largest city in the US.

tbh, could not think of a more clever way to distract from the fact that mccarthy basically said the bengahazi hearings were a political tool against a hillary clinton presidency