Meh. Have you seen the SNL skit where Natalie Portman raps? The bleeps sometimes make it so much more hilarious. They couldn’t say it, for sure, but the bleeps make it funny as well. Why so salty, bruh?

Do people really believe Carly is anti-choice? I have such a hard time wrapping my head around the idea that abortion would be such an issue with her, given that the need to control her own fertility would have contributed so much to her rise and surely on some level she understands that? The whole thing just reeks of…

Wait...a 13-year-old conservative “Activist”?

No. That is not a thing. That kid doesn’t have any idea what his politics are.

This is hilarious!! I find it really endearing to see someone get so excited over the beauty that is our natural world. And sunfish ARE totally weird-looking and if I’m correct, relatively rare to see! I remember my dad saw one (he’s a big diver/boater) and couldn’t stop talking about it for a while.

I’m in love. “We gotta call the aquarium or something.”

For reference, this is a diver next to a sunfish. I’d probably freak out too if I hooked that thing.

Really? I thought it was hilarious. And the muppets aren’t optimistic at all. There’s a lot of darkness there. I mean the whole point of Fozzie Bear’s character is that he’s a terrible comedian who everyone makes fun of all the time. He’s pathetic. And yeah, Kermit’s voice being “a bit off” might have something to do…

I am not sad about Amy and Nick because.. Amy is too good for every man on earth. I just want her to be happy. So if it wasn’t working, no sense in her wallowing in it. Accept the reality and move forward.

Amy is way too good for Nick. Talent wise. Looks wise. Intelligence wise. Now that she’s available and the Hammaconda is back on the market, their mutual pal Tina needs to play matchmaker.

I don’t have the answer, I’m just speculating, but... if she’s 91, there’s a very good chance she has some measure of dementia. If her brain has deteriorated so that she can’t remember working at Auschwitz, what’s the point? Or maybe she has some kind of heart disease that would cost the state a lot of money to treat…

I feel really sad that … someone could be so unhappy with themselves as a person that they did not feel dignified as a human being until they got a piece of paper.

The thing that won me over “they appeared onstage at a Billy Joel concert”: that does not say Taylor Swift concert! Yay, I love the both of them already and now they are even more excellent.

god dammit i love sourced quotes to celebrity magazines

It could in the wrong/right circumstance. And typically arachnophobia wouldn’t cause this either, it was just exceptionally bad timing/luck.

I want to quickly point out that of course of this woman’s actions were irresponsible and irrational—that’s the nature of phobia, an irrational fear that is debilitating. I have nearly done this for another reason (not spiders) and it’s horrifying. I’ve been locked in rooms by my phobia. Locked out of my house for…

They are being completely destroyed by this town. 100%. Within hours of the news getting on Facebook there were protesters in front of their shop, and everyone is boycotting them, everywhere. It’s almost vicious, except it’s largely deserved.

I live there. Their employees all quit, they’ve had to close doors. Consensus is that protests will continue until the business shuts down. There are a few people reaching out to the men in question to be sure they have a support network if they are genuinely repentant, but their business and reputations are pretty…

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an immature, hateful, and foolish way. It was in particular a breach of trust to post intimate details about lovers. I was naive enough to think it’d stay anonymous, and I was wrong.

No shit. I had a guy tell me I had “found the fountain of youth” when I told him I was 30, I guess he thought I looked ‘young’.

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…