I legitimately loved #20. The rest of these are... beyond cringeworthy. An excellent list of awful.

Oh, I had no idea there was already a PC version of GoW.

I can’t wait for the breast physics.

Kane Hodder, the actor who played Jason? Or Kane the wrestler?

i don’t get it....

Here’s the only Yoshimitsu you’ll ever need.

Would you kindly move the voice on the walkie-talkie up a few spots?

I am not going to even read this article because there is no point, period. It was modeled off a scan of Ian Moore and looks like Ian Moore. Canavero just looks similar to Moore, there is no illegal use of likeness because it is based off of someone else, literally scanned copy of someone else.

Why would Lohan sue Rockstar.... She flatters herself too much, the GTAV girl clearly modeled after Kate Upton:

This is an Italian man suing a Japanese company.

So you’re upset that Rockstar doesn’t make a GTA every year, and hasn’t released their story DLC yet? It’s a known fact that they’re working on the DLC, and just like all of their games, it takes a while to make it good. I guess you’re a COD player and have the attention span of a fruit fly. You’re adorable, please…

You already are.......only that you will be looking down at the Watch instead. Lol!!

Once safely inside his vehicle, Saeed started to laugh about what had happened.

Oh, so this is the tab which has the autoplay video on it. I had trouble finding out because it - combined with the badly-programmed video adverts which I've found plaguing Kotaku for the last few weeks (but no other Gawker sites, that I've noticed) - brought my browser to a crawl while searching the tabs, even making…

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Can't speak for anyone else but that design for Vader is fucking awesome. His armor actually looks like armor and looks like it would properly accompany the bulkier fighting style he had to adopt after being injured in his fight with Obi-Wan

I think I manage to play through Doom at least once per year. I still find it's raw simplicity immensely cathartic. Not a single function is wasted. Movement is one-to-one, the guns serve clear and unique delivery methods, the enemy feedback is instantaneous and punchy. Nothing feels light, and everything is…

he has a master's degree in "that stuff."

Didn't Futurama do all this first?