Having teased the announcement for the better part of a month, I was on the edge of my seat during yesterday's Nvidia presentation. When Huang claimed they were revealing three things I grew wary—I've heard this pitch before. In fact I heard it earlier this year, when Razer announced its Android microconsole, the…

That was pretty terrible. Wes Anderson movie parody trailers always seem to be made by people who have probably never actually seen any of his films and usually only parody The Royal Tennembuams.

Hella is old slang, so I'm ok with it. Fleek though. Fleek needs to fuck off.

"The takeaway, as always? Half-Life 3 is never coming out."

In other words, don't be a woman.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! Unless this is true, then tell me more about it with your whore mouth!

They're too busy porting Red Dead to the PC..

Or is it Taylor Swift?

I'll trust Conan's reviews of games before I trust Metacritic's.

I used to put my 4 year old (at the time) daughter on the mic when I played online games, taught her to laugh and make fun of people when I killed them. People would get really mad when they were dominated by what they thought was a little girl. Great fun.

Dang! I'm still happy with the 6 I paid as it is.

As plain as the Anne on eggs face

Her?

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia', but only slightly less well known is this: 'never go in against an editor of Kotaku when death is on the line!' Ha ha ha!!"

You know what? If you're going to leave the fucking power cable out, then just make it USB-chargable, okay? I have a shit ton of USB cables lying around. If you're going to cheap-out then STOP MAKING YOUR PLUG PROPRIETARY, NINTENDO.

So "how to find waldo, every time" is "look in every place waldo is at in all the books?" That's not finding him, that's already knowing where he is!

I love the Kinect. It's so bad.