Emeraude was the poor college girl**’s Shalimar. (**me)
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When I was a kid I thought Emeraude was the height of sophisticated cool. I never could wear it though. Just did not work.
A father of a Muslim middle school student says a teacher asked his 13-year-old daughter if she was carrying a bomb…
I would totally wear this entire outfit, minus the hat. And I would rock it.
As Americans prep for Thanksgiving, Pictorial has decided to honor our communal gorging by taking a look at…
The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.
This story was too short to send in, but here’s mine:
As interracial dating, integration, and cross-cultural friendships increase, many people find themselves attending…
Puja’s mother isn’t too bothered about beauty treatments. In fact, her first attempt at grooming her eyebrows was…
“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.
Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…
Hey racist Trashbag - LEARN SPANISH!
Oh, FFS. This whole bag check thing wouldn’t have anything to do with Delta Sigma Theta being a historically black sorority, would it? Naah!
I swear to jebus, if this is just some marketing campaign for a goddamned Meryl Streep film.....
I only ever ziploc’d the poop diapers. If someone can smell pee in a diaper that’s in the garbage in the bathroom, they’re sticking their faces too far into the bathroom garbage can and should be smacked.
I had it edited by a native speaker, but thanks.
16 Ribs - Besides all the reasons listed, who wants to deal with 5+ other people coming up and telling you how they make the “best ribs ever.” It’s bad enough you got a crowd hovering over you, silently judging your techniques while you flip burgers and hot dogs.
Came here to post this and you had already done it. Bra-VO.
The Queen is so well dressed you might say Wintour is coming....i'll let myself out.