My older brother had a beer can collection. This was back in the 70’s, and we would both walk around all summer looking for beer cans to add to the collection. My Father would even bring him cans from his trips, so what I’m getting at, is that this collection was quite extensive. He told me one summer, that all he was…

It shows the level of how people are dicks.

Her bangs are crooked.

I have A LOT of hair. It’s curly, thick and long. I usually wear it in a bun when I travel, but because it got squished out of the blue at one of these “checkpoints” without the courtesy of a “may I touch your head”? I now let if flow in all it’s massive curly glory (for which I receive the weirdest looks) and bun it…

Don't feel too bad. I once ate guacamole that had mayo in it. To keep it from going brown they said. Puke, I said.

Also in Missouri!!! Woohoooo!!!!

I had to. We moved to Riverview, FL when it was just fields, so we went back to the old neighborhood in Brandon to trick or treat. And I am very excited about handing out candy this year, I just moved back to the U.S. from the Tropics and am so looking forward to it. I'm a 46 yr old kid.

How much can a kit kat set you back? Let the season weight gain commence!

I'd risk the plague for those skins...

They can see them as Sons of Anarchy, the Middle Eastern Chapter!

Just cut off the snouts maybe?

Don't overlook the neon orange nail polish!

*projectile milk from my nose, laughing*

And this is why I am "team pie".