I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

*Splices in the Joe Buck ‘that’s disgusting’ soundbite.*

The only real unwritten rule is hypocrisy.

I fully expect multiple Deadspin headlines this year that feature some combination of the words “Zion” “slam” and “to hell.”

It was a clutch piece of hitting, even if virtually every non-Molina player on the field could’ve outrun it to first base:

I’m all good with this, I just don’t ever want to hear a Cardinals red ass ever talk about respect the veterans (*cough* Carlos Martinez).

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

I sincerely hope The Best Fans In Baseball will condemn this act of showboating and lack of respect for the game! 

Oh so apparently this whole time the St Louis Cardinals Doing It The Right Way™ took offense at bat flips because they weren’t extreme enough.

I watched the game last week and can tell you why. 

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

+1 Photon Torpedos

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

Yes. Oakland, Florida to be precise. 

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

Instead of throwing to aerial images of the Washington Monumnet, the broadcasters should show the Landover skyline.

I've never met the man, but I feel safe in saying that Tom Coughlin is most likely a complete and utter asshole. 

I always hated this song until now!  Kudos to you!