Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

Less like that, I think.

The additional tax burden might have diminished the elation, but not one of the recipients was worse off for having been given a fucking car.

You love to see it, but Love Hurts. Nazareth was Not Fakin’ It with that Razamanaz move. Knowing she could Expect No Mercy from Miss Misery, the keeper committed to Go Down Fighting, but a Teenage Nervous Breakdown left her a Broken Down Angel that needs a Holiday. In conclusion, Hair Of The Dog.

+1 white curtain on the field

Think about it - have you ever seen both of them at the same time?

My outrage is never faux

Unlike the baseball, however, your wife’s seams are looser than ever.

I’d guess that the membership of both organization has significant overlap. 

Broncos. Tonight. 10:20 PM EDT. Oakland. Be there, or don’t. At this point, what difference does it make?

+4 dead in Ohio

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

My friends and I would regularly say, “I hate you and I hate your ass face!”

You know exactly why this happened and it wasn’t because of your jersey

How much more pathetic could this be? None more pathetic. 

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

I imagine the call went something like this...