I’ll miss you all. It was a fun ride.

Since the spineless cowards turned off the comments on Deadspin, I guess I’ll say my goodbyes here. I’ll never get why empty suits buy things they don’t understand, I’ll never get why my favorite website will now be hollowed out into another anodyne, soulless, generic sports blog that no one will ever want to…

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“Let me apologize by telling you how great we are.”

nobody proof read anything before this was sent out.

There are simply not enough stars in the universe for this.

Deep cut.

The Kinks, as always, are wildly underrated.

This all checks out.

This was reddit’s take on it, but unironically.

Skyjudge is absolutely the answer. When something’s blatantly obvious, it’s already been replayed 5 times from every angle and discussed to death by the broadcast announcers before the next snap is even off. I’m confident that this alone would be enough to be able to abolish the flag system and the on-field video…

Okay so I don’t watch wrestling but those clips were amazing. I’m also going to be getting wrestling video recommendations from YouTube until the end of time by watching those, I guess.

Juicing baseballs to gin up interest in the game makes fundamental sense. De-juicing them for the postseason makes no sense if we accept that my first sentence is true.

In this instance, China is imposing its culture and worldview onto us.

I cannot fathom how bleak it must feel to play for this shithole of an organization for a few years, but this video gives us a peek at it.

Do you know how fucking maddening it is to search for a band just called A?

My team is the league leader in ennui.

The data lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know it.

It wouldn’t work anyway. Tattoo removal is not so much removal as it is “replace the tattoo with what looks like a brand in the shape of that tattoo.”