Oh God, I didn’t even realize that this is almost certain to happen. Of course it has to be the Skins, like where else could it be.

I feel you; it’s a real Catch-22. The arguments can really go both ways, and with the information we have, there’s no clear answer. Diana even alluded to such. Once they were unable to conclude who hurt the boy, he was basically in the clear as far as punishment from his employer.

I prefer pecs, actually.

In the SEC? Somewhere around the 1948 Delta Bowl.

Yahoo only lets you sign up for ten fantasy teams, but that is per email. If you just get more email addresses, you can keep signing up. I got 60 teams!

This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No…

+1 reticulated spline

I can’t breathe.

Color me stunned. I knew in a general way Beck was talented, but...I did not expect those tones. I dig it

As a Canadian who’s been to dozens and dozens of CFL games I have ALWAYS wanted to see NFL athletes play CFL ball on CFL fields.

The scores would be like 88 - 76. 3 downs? Wider fields? 20 yard-deep endzones? 12 player formations? Multiple receivers in motion before the snap? Aaron Rodgers would throw 9 touchdowns a…

The Oakland Raiders: 40 percent of a football team on 80 percent of a football field.

edit: didn’t even see Gunnar’s version of this joke that he made way before me.  starred it to get it out of the gray. 

Joakim Noah has never been double-teamed outside the champagne room, what does he know

Incognito doesn’t need more hits. He is essentially David Carradine post five-point-palm-exploding-heart and we should just pray he doesn’t kill anyone else on his way out the door.

“Unique circumstances”

Kaitlin Olson really does NOT get the respect she deserves for that character.