I’m really surprised they didn’t include this is in the first episode of Hard Knocks as this sounds like some wildly entertaining stuff to watch. Much more so than learning what an unbearable dick Johnathan Abram is or the sad saga of Ronald Ollie.

Never any sympathy with that guy. Fucking Elway. 

my cousin lived in the same subdivision in Matthews when Smith was a rookie. When I visited he pointed out the house and I noticed the grass was dead. I asked if he had just moved in and my cousin said “no, he was out spraying RoundUp on a windy day.” 

Toronto Blue Jays GM Ross Atkins stood in front of the assembled press and boasted that his team had “turned 14 years of control into 42 years of control,”

Don’t bother, there are so many dipshit blind Musk haters on jalopnik, just because their entire self-constructed male identity is ensconced in the ICE engine and all the arf-arf talk about throaty vibrations, still axles, and driving horsepower.

Big picture? They don’t even think outside of their car interior.

yeah but I bet you had fun and so did the audience. 

Well see, I would like to see Pablo Sandoval’s arms, too. And this has REMINDED ME that there is also a lot of great secret tattoos in MLB that I never get to see because of these dumb sleeves!!!

This is the best horny Deadspin post and I’m here for it.

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

Nice of J. Lo to have the cake customized for his personality.

If you’re reading this comment, you are the resistance 

Countercounterpoint: Do some dang trades!

“You have to get more into my body.”

To paraphrase: You need to be terrified of #MeToo, bitch.

Can relate...when #MeToo came around I did the same thing, thinking back to my single days. Yeah. Would like to make a couple apologies. Hopefully, when my son is old enough to start dating, I can give him a bit of what not to do. My parents never did, so maybe it'll help him have healthier behavior sooner.

I will add Bomani in as well. I don’t have cable and work a day job so I can’t see high noon but I never miss The Right Time or the Evening Jones (which is not an ESPN vehicle)

If only Harry Caray had been there to ask him if he thinks the moon is made of spare ribs. 

On Sunday, the reigning champions of Europe will meet the reigning champions of the world.