What do you mean "imagine"? Some of us do have to appear at press conferences after days at the office that didn’t go well. One time a couple years ago we had a run of days like that, but we faced our grim task as best we could and took our licks on the media circuit. Then one day the big boss (as in the boss’s boss’s…

God yes. I’d rather watch the Marlins and Mariners play a football game — any variety — than Cards-Jags or whatever the hell the NFL is going to inflict on London this year. 

Tituss Burgess, Periodt!

I used to play Rapinoe’s position (terribly), and the first time I watched her play I literally thought, “oh god that’s what I was supposed to be doing??” I love her so much.

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

[me, the first 113 seconds of the video]: YES! YES!!! Finally, the unthinkable idea I’ve been advocating for years has gone mainstream and is on its way to becoming reality!!!

I know why pitchers keep hitting him:

Don’t feel so bad, Dick. I can tell you, I was way more embarrassed the last time I trusted someone proposing a “three teamer.” I won’t get into too many details, but my roommate ended up living in a commune with my former fiance. 

An adult-diaper dandy of a tweet.

In Roth’s righteous litany of Shit That Makes Mark Jackson Very Bad, he neglected the whole “preacher who had an affair with a stripper and then got extorted by the stripper” episode. The Festus thing, the stripper thing, or the…

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

arrr ‘tis true, the sight of gold drives many a Pirate mad

i wish we still lived in a world where this joke was relevant. truly the darkest of times

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

I think the game you just invented is called cricket.

“We’re not like that” except you were like that in April? 

Tom Ley is still in bed clutching his Antetokounmpo body pillow.

also taking a hard right to the dome? AMERICA!  my column: