I don’t want to carry water for the NFL’s broken and ridiculous kangaroo court, nor do I want to be carrying water for potential domestic abusers, but I am also reticent to convict and ban people from employment without hard evidence.

CAN I TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY TEAMS THOUGH

sit out an entire year like Le’Veon Bell did.

Why are football coaches such psychopaths?

This is after trading Clowney for two guys the Hawks might have cut

Ugh, definitely my intramural basketball days in middle school. I had not scored a bucket all year, so in the final minutes of the last game the coach told me to stand under our basket, alone, while the other team played their possession. My team got the rebound, passed it to me, and I completely botched the layup.…

I also don’t consider Schefter an actual journalist for the purposes of this argument. If, say, Bob Ley had done this, that would have been a problem, because it was very much a daily part of Ley’s job to report on stories that could make the NFL uncomfortable. Schefty only exists to be the first to tell you that…

Haha this guy’s mother and brother died within a week of each other and then he got fired, but since empathy is something humans no longer have, let’s all laugh at him because he lost some football games!

Peterman only sucks when it matters.

Sir, please step away from the ledge.

Probably illegal.

Go fuck yourself.

It’s the chili.