It’s Friday y’all, let’s get sweaty.

Although I’m glad we still got to see Carr be one of the creepiest dads

This is the kind of deep insight I come to Deadspin for.

That makes too much sense, we’re trying to build convoluted narratives and conspiracies here.

It’s also amusing because there has to be a college somewhere in America that will sell him a BA if the price is right.

> boomer-age people than youngsters.

Of course there are.

Yeah, I love this kind of shit and wish there was more of it. Unfortunately the sports media conglomerates think I would rather watch a handful of chucklefucks yell at each other about who is more elite.

Redacted because I was beaten to the joke.

My shitty punk band in my salad days had more people at our shows and we were fucking terrible.

Meaningless word soup on walls: it’s not just for midwestern moms anymore.

Are we still pretending we can like football with a clean conscience?

Wait, I’m not prepared for this!

I’m quite confused at only 4 MCU movies. I figured the whole lineup of movies would be there day 1.

I also understand that Deadspin has an axe to grind with the Skins cause Snyder sucks (even us fans know this), Bruce Allen sucks worse, and their name.

ESPN brass

Can’t believe I forgot Bomani, he’s great as well.