It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Work out in the morning.

12 oz curls, bro.

Eat healthy! Lift weights! Do some cardio!

Answer: Jazzercise.

Brigmore Witches > So much YES. Fantastic DLC. Truly amazing stuff.

Borderlands 2 - Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon Keep

Like Magneto, I too am weak to Severe Injury.

*God’s voice booms down from the heavens*

“That’s God setting it up,” Wilson said, “to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special.”

Whenever athletes thank God, I think of this SNL sketch from the 90s:

You know how it’s barely Week 2 of the NFL season and you’re already sick and fucking tired of DraftKings commercials?

I grew up playing spades but am now forced to play ‘euchre’ thanks to my wife’s midwest childhood.

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.

I’m sorry, are you out here arguing against saying “Hello?” when answering the phone?

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

I like how your go-to response to criticism is tantamount to “if you don’t like it, then why are you reading these reviews?”

People can have opinions about writing, man. And just saying “Well don’t read it then” is petulant and immature.

It’s just a coincidence then that, across the Gawker Media platforms over the past month or two, there have been about a dozen thinkpieces on Franzen in general and Purity specifically that each reach the conclusion that Franzen is a hack. Please do not pretend that Gawker does not have, if not an agenda per se, an…

Nobody gives a shit about the hateboner deadspin, gawker et. al seems to have for Purity.