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The biggest problem that I had with Week 1 was not seeing enough about DraftKings or FanDuel. How much money is available? Is it real money? Who can win? Have there been a lot of winners?

The world may never know.

Praise be to Jesus for making the bad juice stop flowing into my sin mouth. I will make hits for Christ until the October crown blooms on New York’s golden head.

Gas, liquid, solid, SOLIDER.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

Bold statement.

You know they were hoping to find nudes of Giselle and or Tom for their own personal research.

The “scientific” study was so fundamentally flawed that there isn’t even any real evidence that the balls were actually deflated. It’s like everyone still believes that initial, 100% bullshit report about eleven balls being two pounds under.

The text messages from the offseason? So Brady and the equipment guys cooked up a scheme before the season to deflate footballs in a game that they didn't even know they'd be a participant? I think there needs to be an investigation on the Patriot's illegal use of a time machine.

THIS IS LIKE A LEVEL 7 DICKPUNCH FROM THAT COLUMN I WROTE 12 YEARS AGO THAT EVERYONE REMEMBERS LIKE GOSPEL

holy shit, we get it deadspin

Whose grandma are you? What kind of way is that to quote an article....

It’s a popular website.

Are you and RG3 related? I’ve never seen a grown man try to protect another grown man this hard.

Why do football/soccer teams walk onto the pitch with a bunch of kids? I asked my co-worker once, he played on the Albanian team, and all I got was “tradition.” Also, his English is a bit not great.

If Barkley was on his former agent, blowing his brains out would be a bit redundant, no?

To some degree why bother? He owns the records, what he wants now is the titles and once he knows he will win he eases down. It’s safer for his body and longevity to do so.

“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

Truthfully? I had to stop a minute and realize that GM isn’t General Motors