The episode they did with the frat-guy aliens is one of the greatest I’ve ever seen. It’s so fucking perfect. Look it up if you haven’t seen it.

You just went to the fucking world series, quit being a sad sack mets fan. I have never seen a statement that included “as a mets fan” that didn’t aggravate the hell out of me.

I will go fuck myself. I may every get pregnant from fucking myself. And guess what?? Nine months later my wife will be able to stay home with the baby.

Nah. You should reproduce with no concern for your child’s welfare, like millions do everyday.

You contradicted yourself, and made my point for me.

Up your butt and around the corner

You clearly chose the wrong sauce for your McNuggets. Sweet 'n Sour is far and away the greatest sauce ever, especially with the fries.

If Albert Burneko couldn’t shit on stuff he’d have nothing to say at all.

Just came down here to post this. A 2-7 team with no shot at going to the playoffs? I can’t think of a BETTER reason to let McCown lead them on a death march.

I think Drew gave a good reason yesterday, but I just don’t work here

How many drinks did you have before writing this column?

Looks like no one lost their jobs....

Please do alcohol next.

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

the loss last night dropped them into last place in the NFC East.

Albert Burneko is a selfish lover and enters the same contest multiple times on FanDuel.

“In awe of how Hillary talked for 11 damn hours and never took a misstep. That bitch is ice cold and I am here for it.”

A typical above ground pool is about 20 feet in diameter and 4 feet deep. That’s 1810 cubic feet. According to this site, 1 cubic foot of gold weighs 1203.74 pounds (that feels high but gold is pretty dense). 1810 cubic feet times 1203.75 pounds/cubic foot is 2,178,787.5 POUNDS of gold. Gold is currently $1,170.40 per…

then don’t be a felon

Why are all poor people’s time scarce but no one else’s is? Do poor people have less hours in the day than everyone else?