BATTLEMAN PRONE TO VIOLENCE OUTSIDE OF BATTLECAGE

That last email: WHAT

Was it ever answered why the ESPN ticker has stories from 2009 over a 1996 game?

“LOL... I think” - Helen Kellerman

He’s not a racist, nor is he a tyrant. Any NFL coach that sees Mark Sanchez as a “commodity” is just a fucking imbecile.

Iron Man’s origin can shift from war to war, and Captain America is simply frozen until modern day, making their origins timeless.

My old roommate and I still talk about our auto-generated Madden draft picks from college. Sometimes I’ll just text “Remember Boss Matthews?” knowing that I’ll get “That dude could fuckin’ PLAY” back.

Christian Bale famously hates having to work out for movies because he just wants to be at the pub. DDL only does a movie every five years. They both commit fully (and sometimes terrifyingly) to their ROLES, but they don’t work as hard at movie acting as Tom Cruise.

I think Cruise’s stunt work is a lot more difficult than being a Method-acting nutcase. Also, Adrien Brody? Could have picked someone with a more underwhelming career?

I’m from Atlanta and I don’t doubt the balls were slightly doctored. The problem is the Panthers and Vikings got caught doing the same thing and walked away with a $25k fine and no suspensions. The Chargers got caught on video putting stick um on their receivers hands and no loss of draft picks or suspensions. The…

Does anyone actually even care if they were?

I’m from “greater Boston”, and I think we all believe every team fucks with balls (Aaron Rodgers admitted to it e.g.). The NFL has some sort of score to settle with the Pats, that’s what is clear.

Back to the Future.

Let’s say Netflix introduces a new app that allows you to watch a movie you’ve already seen, but it wipes your memory so it feels like this is the first time you’ve ever seen it and you can be completely surprised by whatever happens. Which film do you “see” first? I would go with The Sixth Sense, which I saw already…

Just thank him and be cool to him. Don’t make it weird. And avoid bell peppers.

anti-vaxxer. is tangentially related to jay cutler. no, I don’t get it either.

So that’s who that woman is....Jay Cutler’s wife. Why does Gawker care about Jay Cutler’s wife?

This is the source of all evil in the world. 500 Days of Kristin is the reason the terrorists hate us

Because the actions of your QB have helped wrought 500 Days of Kristin.

I think he just found out about Caity leaving