I was madly in love with this girl in nyc back in 1999. she always held me at a distance though because she was still heartbroken about her last boyfriend. a year later I found out it was Paul Rudd. tough to compete with that dude.

Was there an incident when marathon trolls yelled "ALMOST THERE" after the second mile?

If that was his way of being dirty as a third baseman, he needs to re-asses. If he did this on purpose, let's play a game: which of these two was more likely to be seriously hurt? The guy sliding into a leg, or the guy who's knee got spun to the side like a top?

I'm a down man myself, but since I've gone 29 years without hearing of a single instance of someone getting sick from A.Cup Dust or B.Cabinet Grime, I assume either is fine.

Is the dude on the left calling for food?

Actually, I'm blaming the GF. I bet she didn't want to sit next to her BF so she told the BF that Ryan wouldn't switch seats. Then the BF got all pissed at Ryan even though the GF never even asked for Ryan to switch with the BF.

Life Aquatic, at the very least, right?

Even more victims to the classic Packers/Dolphins rivalry.

I guess I should have shown up E to the A to the E A R L I E R

"That's still no reason why Aeronaut, a Somerville, Mass., brewery I like, has to call their farmhouse ale Saison of the Western Ghats, but I get that they can't just call it Aeronaut Saison, because that's boring, and also because they'll have another saison out soon enough, and then what?"

Is that one broheim ignoring a potential threesome to watch sports?

Jesus Christ that second picture is horrible. The guy's holding an empty beer and the women are just standing there doing nothing!

watchin some basketball

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever read.

I've read for a long time and never commented, but I just had to on this. You know, I just feel like, this "ugh.. Those parents who have nothing but their children and don't prioritize their marriage" stuff is just one more way to judge and guilt parents (especially mothers). Now, I don't just have to feel…

"My bad.... Let me go back to hitting things you're envious of."

Why would he hit a bridge if he fell out of a boat? Why is the boat on a bridge? Why is he on a boat on a bridge? Minnesota is a weird fucking place.

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

Ugh, another health-food hipster.

This year's 0-4 start gave the Raiders 10 straight losses dating back to last November, and the team's -51 point differential this year is good for the second-worst mark in the league.