I fail to see how that would be effective, since this is a highlight of a pass play.

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who beat the shit out of black children, and the attorneys who find clauses within the law that allow criminals to continuously beat black children. These are their stories.

Peter King is horrible, fine, but it seems a bit cheeky to criticize him for setting up "a straw group of theoretical eye-rollers" when this website (and your columns in particular) cater to that very real and not theoretical group.

I wish they'd had some time to put in some packages using both Cassel and Bridgewater. Although they probably wouldn't have worked very well with Ryan Moats now out of the league.

I'm much more interested in what Galen Rupp is doing

The Pats lost last week - you're 2-1. Someone's had too much Blue Lion to drink.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

"We should be concerned about a Japanese attack." - Roger Goodell, December 8, 1941

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

this is how 98% of your posts should eventually read.

I think the biggest revelation here is we've confirmed that the shittiest Deadspin moderator Samer has been to so few live sports events in his life that he actually thinks there's some chance a full box of Frosted Flakes would be sold at an NFL stadium. Now everything makes so much more sense.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?

"I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM!!! ... Oh, here is good? Well thanks for choosing Uber and don't forget to leave a review."

J.V. no?

forced it.

Gawker Media: Where We Excoriate White People For Trying to Rap but Encourage Them to Write Overwrought Musings on Hip Hop

It's interesting. I can't comment on what's OK in the US, and in NFL, but here in England, in the Premier League, that would be considered a gross breach of journalistic ethics - a career ender at best. Those who'd leaked information to him would be banned for life from the sport, and might even face criminal charges.

List of crazy people:

1.) People who complain at all about Eva Longoria making them breakfast.

This came up last year as well. Argument ender: